Total Medals Earned: 96 (From 21 different games.) Total Medal Score: 960 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (100/125 points)
You Freaking Idiot
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Lose The Gulag
Win The Gulag
Get Sniped By A Camper
Medals Earned: 2/9 (60/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
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Medals Earned: 3/34 (15/405 points)
Complete the first level
Complete the second level
Die to blood
Complete the third level
Complete the fourth level
Complete the fifth level
Complete the sixth level
Complete the seventh level
Complete the eighth level
Complete the ninth level
Complete the tenth level
Complete the eleventh level
Complete the twelfth level
Complete the thirteenth level
Complete the fourteenth level
Complete the fifteenth level
Complete the sixteenth level
Complete the seventeenth level
Complete the eighteenth level
Complete the nineteenth level
Complete the twentieth level
Complete the twenty first level
Complete the twenty second level
Complete the twenty third level
Complete the final level
Die to a saw
Die to a cannon
Beat a previously set time
Die 10 times
Die 25 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Complete all levels
Unlock all medals
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/380 points)
Start the game
Get the beer
Get the flower
Get the key
Get the matches
Get the newspaper
Get the oxygen tank
Get the rope
Find the screwdriver
Get the telescope
Get the wheel
End of chapter four
End of chapter one
End of chapter three
End of chapter two
End of prologue
End of chapter five
End of the game
It's okay just to be present sometimes
Watch credits
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 26/50 (155/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Brandish the Tank
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Camlaidh
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Defeat Don
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Finish the game as Ramzi
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Collect all weapons
Brandish Sashka
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (70/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 7/14 (85/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.